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Rooney: 'Where is my birthday cake?'

Posted 18 Sep 2018 by Sara Davidson.

Manchester United player Wayne Rooney has come out and blasted club bosses after they reportedly forgot to buy him a birthday cake.

The Manchester United striker caused a media storm last night when he posted a series of furious tweets on Twitter.

'No respect from the head honchos at Manchester United. Not even a happy birthday.'

'Feeling very appreciated right now. #not #whereismycake'

The Manchester United star caused even more controversy when he decided to retweet rumours linking him with a €43 million move to Real Madrid.

'Maybe Zinedine Zidane will actually buy me a birthday cake?'

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