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Valencia: 'Where is my birthday cake?'

Posted 24 May 2018 by Sara Davidson.

West Ham player Enner Valencia has come out and blasted club bosses after they reportedly forgot to buy him a birthday cake.

The Ecuadorian forward caused a media storm last night when he posted a series of furious tweets on Twitter.

'No respect from the head honchos at West Ham. Not even a happy birthday.'

'Feeling very appreciated right now. #not #whereismycake'

The West Ham star caused even more controversy when he decided to retweet rumours linking him with a €21 million move to FC Porto.

'Maybe Rui Barros will actually buy me a birthday cake?'

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